does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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