It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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