dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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