i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
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