now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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I need you to use more vowels.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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