Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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