called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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