Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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