she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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