Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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