if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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