Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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