So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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You had me at "let me see your balls"
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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