okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I am one with the molecules
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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