Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
