i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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