One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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