she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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