I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
She announced her abortion via fbk
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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