wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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