try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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