This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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