are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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