I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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