He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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