So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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