I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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