the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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