How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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