But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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