I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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