please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You are a genius and a whore.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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