yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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