U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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