every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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