Non-Jews are for practice
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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