fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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