I need help removing her.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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