Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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