in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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