I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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