Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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