my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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