ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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