We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
