...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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