Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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