thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
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Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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