you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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