the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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