I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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