He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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