rhymes with "ouble enetration"
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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