Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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