I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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