Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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